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A Quiet Symphony at the Ministry

It happened quietly – no fanfare, no anthem, no special ceremony. Just a regular day at the Ministry of Education, in one of those inner office receptions with beige walls and rotating visitors.  I was seated in the waiting room, among strangers, each of us there for different reasons. None of us knew each other. We shared only the air, the ticking wall clock, and the silence - at least for a while. Then slowly, the room transformed into something extraordinary. To my left were three Indians, seated closely and conversing in rapid Hindi. The language danced in the air, fast-paced, musical, instantly throwing me back to those Bollywood films we devoured growing up. Their speech, though not loud, was animated, a soft flurry of syllables that seemed to color the room. Opposite me sat a man dressed in a crisp green native attire, topped with one of those Hausa-Muslim caps that seem to transcend tribes. At first glance, he could’ve passed for a Yoruba elder.  But then his phone ran...

EP 1: The Adventures of Mr. Weather and His Mood Swings

Ah, weather. The great drama queen of nature. One moment, she’s all sunshine and smiles, and the next, she’s bawling her eyes out like she just watched the saddest Nollywood movie. But you see, weather isn't just random; oh no, it’s a full-blown reality show starring Mr. Weather - our unpredictable, moody main character. Take last week, for instance. Mr. Weather decided to show us his "split personality." It was a bright, sunny morning. Birds were singing, and everyone was like, "Wow, perfect day for laundry!" So, what did people do? They pulled out their buckets, washed clothes, and hung them out to dry. Enter Mr. Weather, Act Two:  The Revenge of the Rainclouds. Just as everyone was feeling proud of their fresh laundry, BOOM! Thunderstorm! And not the polite kind. No, no, no - this one came with wind that sent clothes flying like they were auditioning for Superman Returns. And people? Running around like contestants in a scavenger hunt, shouting, “Where’s my w...